Coffee

• Coffee reduces the speed at which your pet loses health - it multiplies the rate of health loss by 0.8
• Coffee reduces the amount of time between eating pizza or drinking beer and poop happening - it divides the time by 1.6
• Coffee has a long-lasting effect. It persists until you drink milk
• Coffee doesn't stack with itself. Drinking 2 won't hurt, and won't help. It's the same as drinking a single coffee